During a run
brain: why are you going so slow?
lungs: I currently hate you.
feet: I’m gonna turn into 10 pound weights now.
Legs muscles: I am going to start hurting in random places, kay?
Sidewalk: I really want to trip you in one of my holes or bumps.
People in cars: *hoooonk* Run Forrest Run!
People walking: nice ass baby
Me: Why do I do this to myself?
Me at end of run: I love running so much! I would never give this up!